i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.
Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
1. Slowly Wake Up
2. Take a Shower
3. Wash Your Face
4. Brush Your Teeth
5. Check your emails/updates.
6. Listen to music.
7. Lie down a little more.
8. Go get breakfast. Eat your favorite meal.
9. Write a to do list.
10. Plan out your day.