targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret)

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

squeakchic:

casker:

I FIND SUCH ENORMOUS JOY IN MINIATURE THINGS

oh i thought this was just a bad case of yaoi hands

(Source: ianbrooks)

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

(Source: stepintomyrhythm)

holy shit imagine Beyoncé singing u lullabies to sleep tho

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

violentlatina:

im alllowed to ignore u but the second u ignore me ur a fuckin prick and i hate u

(Source: rosaparking)

(Source: oprahpinky)

fatfatties:

Baked S’more

oncedeadliesmith:

(Source: mishasteaparty)

trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

(Source: jigglypuff)

lolsomeone-actually:

Can I be that sandwich

(Source: buckykisses)